The Kingdom of Loop Quantum Gravity is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Eeriana the Omnipotent with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 31.511 billion Loop Quantum Gravityians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of String Theory. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Loop Quantum Gravityian economy, worth an astonishing 14,061 trillion quarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 446,251 quarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Atheists on vacation find Gospel of Merlin's scriptures make useful doorstops, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, many citizens refuse to smile lest they reveal their gold fillings, and child labor has been outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Loop Quantum Gravity's national animal is the fire dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Gospel of Merlin.

Loop Quantum Gravity is ranked 287,897^th in the world and 11,045^th in Balder for Most Beautiful Environments, with 3.19 pounds of wildlife per square mile.